v     Marriage is an institute where a man loses his bachelor's degree and the women gets her master's.

v     Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence – A life sentence!

v     A marriage certificate is another name for a work permit!

v     A happy marriage is very much a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

v     Marriage is when a man and women become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one!

v     When newly weds look happy, we know why. However, when a ten –year married couple looks happy, we wonder why?

v     Marriage is a bed of roses with plenty of thorns in it!

v     A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? The father replied: I don't know, I'm still paying for it.

v     It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job. He still ends up with the same boss.

v     When a man opens the door of his car for his wife be sure that the car is new.

v     Getting married is very much like going to restaurant with friends. You ordered what you want, then when you see what your friends have, you wish you had ordered that!

v     Love is entirely a matter of chemistry, which is why husbands are treated like toxic waste!

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